(patrol story) leonard wright jr. - i want to shake his hand

[flair]

(trips and falls) (helios spills out of my hands and onto the floor) (all of it is marion-related) oops. Many thanks to yoroshikilled for the raws and for proofing for me! As a note, Leonard's name in-game is "Junior," but for some reason I just can't associate it with him... So I've just used "Leonard" from him, haha. This'll be consistent in all of my translations!




Leonard: (Today's such a good frickin' day - I get to go on patrol with Marion!

Well, not that we've really talked that much...)

Marion: ...

Girl on the Street: You're lookin' classy as ever today, Marion~.

Leonard: (Yeah, yeah! I totally get that kinda feelin' too!)

Marion: Hey, you... Junior!

Leonard: —Uh! Y-Yeah? What's up?

Marion: What're you just standing around for?

Leonard: Ah, er...

Marion's Fan: Ma-Marion, sir!

Marion: Yes?

Marion's Fan: I've been a fan of yours since forever...! Could I shake your hand!?

Marion: Sure.

Marion's Fan: Oh my god, thank you so much!!

Hell yeah!! I shook Mr. Marion's hand!!!

Leonard: (Ah, that guy got to shake Marion's hand... God, I wish that were me...)

...

Marion: ...What now? If you've got something you wanna say, then spit it out.

Leonard: Something I wanna say...

(Should I try asking him if I can shake his hand too?

...No way, there's no way I could do that.)

Uh, it's... It's nothing.

Marion: Alright. Let's go back then.

Leonard: —Ah, Marion, something fell out of your pocket... A handkerchief?

Here you go.

Marion: Oh, thanks.

Leonard: —Eep!

(M-My hand! He touched it!!

...I'll just pretend that was a handshake~!)

Marion: ...You're so weird.